Archive for November, 2005

Tom Arnold (How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years : An Autobiography) comes out and says his life is great because his wife has suddenly become sexually attracted to him. He talks about them trying to have a baby. Then he goes on this rambling thing about his wife and his diet [...]

Original Air Date: September 13, 2005
Gwyneth Paltrow (Shallow Hal) comes out and they talk about yoga and Pilates. Conan talks about how hard it is for him to do yoga because he started so late. She says even her daughter is into it. Her daughter is very musical and she loves [...]

Former President Jimmy Carter is on to promote his book (Our Endangered Values : America’s Moral Crisis). Jay asks him how long he is going to keep up his busy schedule and he says as long as Rosalyn lets him, she’s pretty demanding, lol. They talk about Thanksgiving and he tells about how [...]

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Will Ferrell (Bewitched, Anchorman) comes out and says he lost 87 pounds. They talk about how his life has changed since he became famous. Jay aks him if he has bodyguards and he says yes Danny and Ace and he lifts his fists up. They talk about his son. [...]

Nicole Richie (The Simple Life, The Simple Life 2) comes out and looks horribly thin. She says they are doing a new Simple Life and Paris Hilton will be in it, but they will not do scenes together because the feud is still on. Jay asks if she thinks they will ever make [...]

Jennifer Aniston (The Good Girl, Office Space) comes out wearing a skintight black dress, YOWZA! They talk about Friends and she says that she occasionally watches it, it makes her happy. They talk about her growing up in New York and how great it was. She tells a story about how once [...]

Martha Stewart (The Martha Stewart Holiday Collection – Martha’s Classic Thanksgiving, The Corporation) comes out and Jay says she hasn’t been on the show in five years. They mutually tell each other how great they each look. They talk about her book The Martha Rules: 10 Essentials for Achieving Success as You Start, [...]

Original Air Date: Aug 10, 2005
Kate Hudson (The Skeleton Key, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) comes out and Conan congratulates her on her new baby. She shows a picture of her son and he has the red pompadour he looks just like Conan! She talks about how she has her [...]

Dana Carvey (Wayne’s World, Trapped in Paradise) comes out and does a goofy little dance. He talks about his kids clothes and how strange they are. He talks about watching movies with his kids. He sys the people who package DVD’s should be put in charge of homeland security immediately, lol.
He tells [...]

Conan has people from Finland in the audience tonight (Juha) so he talks about how popular he is in Finland again. He says he’s going to go to Finland soon to find out why he’s so popular there.
David Spade (Black Sheep, Tommy Boy) is on talking about his show on Comedy Central. Basically [...]