Archive for December, 2005

Terry Bradshaw comes out and dogs Jay for calling him stupid. Then he tells a story about a bad week he had, he was trying to buy a plane and a house and both of the deals fell through. The house burned down. He said he’s just had a string of bad [...]

Tea Leoni comes out wearing a skin tight purple dress…YOWZA!! Conan talks about how cut her arms are, she looks strong. They talk about kids and how much smarter boys are than girls. Conan says he takes his daughter to the playground and the girls are so sophisticated and the boys are [...]

Julie Scardina and Christmas animals ar on, first animal she brings out is a red kangaroo and a white baby kangaroo, one of about ten in the world. Next she brings out two baby warthogs and Jay feeds them with a bottle. Then she brings out a baby bison and the warthogs start [...]

Jim Carrey comes out and tells Conan how he is doing his string dance that he does all wrong because he is cutting the string from below. Conan defends himself by saying that he is actually cutting the string between his hand and his hip. Jim Carrey bows to the master of physical [...]

Wanda Sykes comes out and talks about going home for Christmas. She said she always gives cash for Christmas because nobody ever returns cash, or says that cash is to tight. She talks about the President making all of his speeches lately because his numbers are in the toilet. She says she [...]

Original Air Date: Sep 20, 2005
Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl comes out and Conan asks him about his mustache. He says he is in competition with Magnum PI for best TV mustache ever. He says it’s weird, he’s not used to it he forgets he has it and when he [...]

Pamela Anderson comes out wearing a little tiny red velvet Santa Claus skirt. She brought presents for everyone. For Jay, she tore up the restraining order she took out on him, a grey hat with a black stripe and a fake hand. For John Melendez she brought a stool to make him [...]

Barbara Walters comes out and they talk about how many World Leaders she has met. Conan says she has gotten a Christmas card from every president since Richard Nixon. She says every year except this one. She said she was very hurt that she did not receive one this year. They [...]

Zach Braff comes out and does the interview while pretending to be Jennifer Anniston. They talk about her/him dating Vince Vaughn and being on the cover of GQ. He talks about how cool it was to do the voice of Chicken Little. He says he wants to buy a motorcycle because he wants [...]

Jack Black comes out and they talk about how well he does the “scared face” in King Kong. He talks a bit about how he does it. Then he tells about a fake monster that he invented so that he could pretend to be scared on the set. A “shiger”, it is [...]