Archive for December, 2005

Jay premiered another JibJab cartoon tonight about George Bush, it was hilarious as always.
Johnny Knoxville comes out and they talk about his family being there. Jay says he’s got about 700 relatives there. He talks about his Dad’s tire company. He tells some stories about Big George, a big guy [...]

Donald Trump comes out and Conan asks him what someone gets him for Christmas. He says his wife is giving him a baby. They talk about his method of firing “the cobra” that Conan uses when he does his imitation. Conan talks about how big the Trump name is and Trump says [...]

Ralph Fiennes comes out and they talk about all the awards he has won and been nominated for. He says his favorite is the Razzie he was nominated for but sadly, he didn’t win. Then they talked about how rude it is for people to have cell phones in the audience when they [...]

Heidi Klum comes out and starts talking about his hair. Conan congratulates her on her baby boy and she congratulates him also. She asks him if he helps with the baby and he says he does. He says she looks fantastic. She says it’s really hard after you have a baby, [...]

Steve Martin is a nut. He comes out and says “this is one hot audience” in his Wild and Crazy Guys voice. They do a big thing about the coffee cups. He is starring in the Pink Panther and they talk about that a bit. They show a PSA that [...]

Original Air Date: Sep 16, 2005
Lara Flynn Boyle comes out and tells Conan his hair is very high. He says it gets that way when the pretty ladies come on. Conan asks her if she could change anything about herself what would she change? She said she would have a boob [...]

At the end of his monologue tonight Jay gave a very touching speech about Richard Pryor. He said how much he admired him and that he was one of the best comedians that ever lived. I want to say that I agree with him completely. Rest In Peace, Richard Pryor, the [...]

Tina Fey comes out and Conan congratulates her on her new baby girl and she congratulates him on his new baby boy. She talks about going into labor and being in the back of the cab on all fours moaning. She said she wishes that was the first time she had been like [...]

Scarlett Johansson comes out and says she just turned 21 so alcohol can legally touch her lips now. She talks about how irritating it is to be followed by paparazzi all the time. She can’t even buy tampons without someone taking her picture. She talks about allergies, she recently got [...]

Luke Wilson comes out and they talk about him having moved to the city. He said make sure when you move to a place in the city make sure you visit in the day, evening and the middle of the night because his place turns into a tranny heaven at night. They talk [...]