Archive for the ‘Conan O'Brien’ Category

Lorraine Bracco from The Sopranos comes out and they talk about the show a bit. Conan says he got an advance copy of this Sundays show but he didn’t want to watch it because he wanted to see it with everyone else. She says she hates wearing pantyhose and they make her wear [...]

Amanda Peet comes out and Conan congratulates her on getting engaged and she shows her huge engagement ring. She met him on a blind date and he was wearing leather pants. They go off on a leather pants tangent and she says NO man can pull off wearing leather pants. Conan starts [...]

Martha Stewart is on to cook a traditional Irish breakfast. She says “If you eat this every day I guarantee that you will not be here next year”. She describes all of the food that they are going to cook, almost all meat. They cook an egg in bacon fat and she [...]

Vin Diesel comes out and they talk about his name and how cool it is. Vin tells Conan that he has the coolest name. Vin tells Conan that he got his name as a bouncer in NYC and the other bouncers gave him the nickname because they didn’t like to use their real [...]

Conan begins the show with an explanation about how he got interested in Finland. He noticed that there were Finnish people in the audience every night. He found out that he looked like the president of Finland, Tarja Halonen. He did some mock campaign ads to get her elected.
Then he went to [...]

Tea Leoni comes out wearing a skin tight purple dress…YOWZA!! Conan talks about how cut her arms are, she looks strong. They talk about kids and how much smarter boys are than girls. Conan says he takes his daughter to the playground and the girls are so sophisticated and the boys are [...]

Jim Carrey comes out and tells Conan how he is doing his string dance that he does all wrong because he is cutting the string from below. Conan defends himself by saying that he is actually cutting the string between his hand and his hip. Jim Carrey bows to the master of physical [...]

Original Air Date: Sep 20, 2005
Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl comes out and Conan asks him about his mustache. He says he is in competition with Magnum PI for best TV mustache ever. He says it’s weird, he’s not used to it he forgets he has it and when he [...]

Barbara Walters comes out and they talk about how many World Leaders she has met. Conan says she has gotten a Christmas card from every president since Richard Nixon. She says every year except this one. She said she was very hurt that she did not receive one this year. They [...]

Jack Black comes out and they talk about how well he does the “scared face” in King Kong. He talks a bit about how he does it. Then he tells about a fake monster that he invented so that he could pretend to be scared on the set. A “shiger”, it is [...]