Dana Carvey, Steve Irwin and Jamiroquai

Dana Carvey (Wayne’s World, Trapped in Paradise) comes out and does a goofy little dance. He talks about his kids clothes and how strange they are. He talks about watching movies with his kids. He sys the people who package DVD’s should be put in charge of homeland security immediately, lol.

He tells about his trip to Ireland. makes a bunch of jokes about the Irish and the flight, lol. He does his George Bush imitation which is hilarious as always. Then he goes on a roll, does Cheney, Clint Eastwood, Ted Kennedy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Prince Charles and Camilla. I was laughing so hard!

Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) comes out and says he has a bone to pick with Dana Carvey. He said the first time they met Dana Carvey was dressed as a turtle, they were on the red carpet and he came over and humped his leg, lol.

He is wearing jeans instead of his usual shorts and he says he is uncomfortable and they ride up his ass. Dana Carvey is sitting there imitating him. He talks about his kids and how they’re doing. He tells about crocodile and shark research that he’s been doing. He tells a story about how a shark went after his crotch one time and Jay said if he had been a “large” man he would’ve been in trouble, lol.

He brings out a crocodile that has had cosmetic surgery on his nose. He lets him loose and the croc tries to snap a few times. Dana Carvey is hiding behind the sofa like a girl.

Jamiroquai (Travelling Without Moving, Dynamite) is Jay’s musical guest.

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