Today is Thanksgiving and it’s Jay’s military day. As a salute to the armed services his audience is entirely military men and women.
Lindsay Lohan (Herbie – Fully Loaded
, Freaky Friday
) comes out and does a twirl and the guys in the audience go wild. They talk about her hair (she’s brunette now). She says she colored it for a movie and that she feels more classy as a brunette. She talks about her younger brother a little bit. She says she doesn’t like him going out because women are manipulative. Jay shows a tape of her on the show when she was 12. They are talking about her driving and how she drove a tractor into a tree, lol. They talk about her tattoos, when she wants to get married and what kind of guy she likes and she flirts with the guys in the audience.
Dane Cook (Retaliation
, Harmful If Swallowed
) comes out wearing a combination uniform of all the services together, it’s hilarious. He talks about going to the mall the day after Thanksgiving and how hard it is to find a parking spot. He goes on a rant about Christmas shopping which is really funny. He says women are easy to buy for, you just buy them shoes. Lindsay Lohan says get them jewelery. Then he said how easy guys are to shop for. What every guy wants for Christmas is ass (they bleeped it). At this point Lindsay Lohan is looking real uncomfortable. Then some guy in the audience shouts what sounds like “I’ll buy you jewelery if you give me some ass”. Now Lindsay Lohan starts getting a little upset, she says “C’mon, my mother is here”!
Juelz Santana (What the Game’s Been Missing!
) is Jay’s musical guest.
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