Wanda Sykes, Rainn Wilson and the New Cars

Wanda Sykes comes out and says she’s been really busy. Says she’s been working like she has a crack habit. She says she was given a key to the city, Jay asks her which one but she can’t remember. Then she says Wilmington, Deleware. Then in Bridgeport, Con they made it Wanda Sykes day and she said she wanted to make it open bar day and they told her she didn’t have that authority.

She talks about filming an episode of Will and Grace with Britney Spears. She says they didn’t have any scenes together which worked out well because that way she could watch Britney’s baby for her, lol. She talks about politics and Cheney shooting his friend in the face. She says she sent him a fruit basket because he gave all the comedians such good material.

Rainn Wilson comes out and talks about a movie that he and Wanda have done together. He talks about going out and partying with Luke Perry. He says the girls would swarm Luke and he would get pushed to the outside like the weak penguins in March Of The Penguins. He says he told one drunk girl that he and Luke Wilson are gay lovers. He talks about how he is the leader of the Geeks. Then he tells all the geeks of the world to hack into everyones computers and replace their screensavers with pictures of him. Then he tells Jay “Now read the news tomorrow”.

The New Cars are Jay’s musical guest